FOWL MANOR

 

THEY reached Ireland without major incident, though Mulch did attempt to escape Holly’s custody fifteen times — including once on the Lear jet, Sony VPCS11X9E Battery,where he was discovered in the bathroom with a parachute and a bottle of dwarf rock polish. Holly did not let him out of her sight after that.

Butler was waiting for them at Fowl Manor’s front door.  Sony VPCS123FGB Battery

‘Welcome back. Glad to see everyone’s alive. Now I need to go.’

Artemis put a hand on his arm. ‘Old friend. You’re in no condition to go anywhere.’ Sony VPCS125EC Battery Butler was determined. ‘One last mission, Artemis. I have no choice. Anyway, I’ve been doing Pilates. I feel much more limber.’

‘Blunt?’

‘Yes.’ Sony VPCS128EC Battery,

‘But he’s in prison,’ protested Juliet. Butler shook his head.

‘Not any more.’ Artemis could see that his bodyguard was not about to be turned from his path. Sony VPCS129GC Battery

‘At least take Holly. She can be of some help.’

Butler winked at the elf. ‘I was counting on it.’Sony VPCYA15EC/B Battery

The Chicago police had put Arno Blunt in a van, with a couple of officers. Two would be sufficient, they reasoned, as the perp was handcuffed and manacled. They revised this opinion whenSony VPCS12C7E/B Battery the van was discovered six miles south of Chicago, with the officers manacled and no sign of the suspect. To quote Sergeant Iggy Lebowski’s report: ‘The guy ripped those handcuffs apart as though they were links in a paperchain. He came at us like a steam train. Sony VPCYA15FG BatteryWe never had a chance.’

But Arno Blunt did not escape clean. His pride had taken a severe beating in the Spiro Needle. Sony VPCYA16EC/B Battery He knew that word of his humiliation would soon spread through the bodyguard network. As Pork Belly LaRue later put it on the Soldiers for Hire web site: ‘Arno done got hisself outsmarted by some snot-nosed kid.’ Blunt was painfully aware that Sony VPCYA16EC/R Batteryhe would have to suffer chortles every time he walked into a room full of tough guys — unless he avenged the insult paid to him by Artemis Fowl.

The bodyguard knew that he had minutes beforeSony VPCY21S1E/SI Battery Spiro gave up his address to the Chicago PD, so he packed a few spare sets of teeth and took the shuttle to O’Hare International Airport.

Blunt was delighted to Sony VPCYA15EC/R Batteryfind that the authorities had not yet frozen his Spiro corporate credit card, and used it to purchase a first class British Airways Concorde ticket to London Heathrow. From there he would enter Ireland on the Rosslare ferry. Just another one ofSony VPCS12L9E/B Battery five hundred tourists visiting the land of the leprechaun.

It wasn’t a terribly complicated plan, and it would have worked if it hadn’t been for one thing: the passport Sony VPCS12V9E/B Batteryofficial at Heathrow just happened to be Sid Commons, the ex-Green Beret who had served with Butler on bodyguard duty in Monte Carlo. The second Blunt opened his mouth alarm bellsSony VPCS133GN/B Battery, went off in Commons’ head. The gentleman before him fitted the description Butler had faxed over perfectly. Right down to the strange teeth. Blue oil and water, if you don’t mind. Commons pressed a button under his desk and, in seconds, a squad of Sony VPCS135FA/B Batterysecurity men relieved Blunt of his passport and took him into custody.The chief security official took out his mobile phone as soon as the detainee was under lock and key. He dialled an international number. It rang twice. Sony VPCS135FG/W Battery

‘The Fowl residence.’‘Butler? It’s Sid Commons, in Heathrow. A man came through here you might be interested in. Funny teeth, neck tattoos, New Zealand accent. Detective Inspector Justin BarreSony VPCS135FH/P Battery faxed out the description from Scotland Yard a few days ago; he said you might be able to ID him.’

‘Do you still have him?’ asked the manservant.

‘Yes. He’s in one of our holding cells. Sony VPCS136FA/B BatteryThey’re running a check right now.’‘How long will that take?’

‘A couple of hours, max. But if he’s the professional you say he is, a computer check won’t turn up anything. Sony VPCS136FG/B BatteryWe need a confession to turn him over to Scotland Yard.’

‘I will meet you in the Arrivals hall under the departure board in thirty minutes,’ said Butler, severing the connection.Sid Sony VPCS137GA/B BatteryCommons stared at his mobile phone. How could Butler possibly get there in thirty minutes fromIreland? It wasn’t important. All Sid knew was that Butler had saved his life a dozen times Sony VPCS137GG/B Batteryin Monte Carlo all those years ago, and now the debt was about to be repaid.

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Thirty-two minutes later, Butler showed up in the Arrivals hall.

Sid Commons studied him as they shook hands.

‘You seem different. Older.’ Sony VPCY21S1E/L Battery

‘The battles are catching up with me,’ said Butler, a palm across his heaving chest. ‘Time to retire, I think.’

‘Is there any point asking how you got here?’ Sony VPCY21S1E/P Battery

Butler straightened his tie. ‘Not really. You’re better off not knowing.’

‘I see.’‘Where’s our man?’ Sony VPCY218EC/P Battery

Commons led the way towards the rear of the building, past hordes of tourists and card-bearing taxi drivers.‘Through here. You’re not armed, are you? I know we’re friends, but I can’t allow firearms in here.’ Sony VPCY218EC/R BatteryButler spread his jacket wide. ‘Trust me. I know the rules.’They took a security lift up two floors, and followed a dimly lit corridor for what seemed like miles. Sony VPCY218EC/L Battery‘Here we are,’ said Sid eventually, pointing at a glass rectangle. ‘In there.’The glass was actually a two-way mirror. Butler could see Arno Blunt seated at a small table, drumming his fingers impatientlySony VPCY218EC/BI Battery on the Formica surface.‘Is that him? Is that the man who shot you in Knightsbridge?’

Butler nodded. It was him all right. The same indolent expression. The same hands that had pulled the trigger. Sony VPCY218EC/G Battery

‘A positive ID is something, but it’s still your word against his and, to be honest, you don’t look too shot.’

Butler laid a hand on his friend’s shoulder. ‘I don’t suppose -Sony VPCY11V9E Battery

Commons didn’t even let him finish. ‘No. You can not go in there. Absolutely not. I’d be out of a job, for sure; and anyway, even if you did prise a confession out of him, it would never hold up in court.’ Sony VPCY11V9E/S Battery

Butler nodded. ‘I understand. Do you mind if I stay? I want to see how this turns out.’

Commons agreed eagerly, relieved that Butler hadn’t pressured him.

‘No problem. Stick around as long as you like. Sony VPCY11S1E Battery But I have to get you a visitor’s badge.’ He strode down the corridor, then turned.

‘Don’t go in there, Butler. If you do, we lose him forever. And anyway, there are cameras all over this place.’ Sony VPCY11AHJ Battery

Butler smiled reassuringly. Something he didn’t do very often.

‘Don’t worry, Sid. You won’t see me in that room.’

Commons sighed. ‘Good. Great. It’s just sometimes when you get that look in your eye . . .’ Sony VPCY11M1E Battery

‘I’m a different man now. More mature.’

Commons laughed. ‘That’ll be the day.’ Sony VPCY11AGJ Battery

He rounded the corner, his chuckles lingering in the air. He was no sooner gone than Holly unshielded by Butler’s leg.

‘Cameras?’ hissed the bodyguard from the corner of his mouth. Sony VPCS137GH/B Battery‘I checked the ion beams. I’m clear right here.’ She pulled a sheet of camouflage foil from her backpack, laying it on the floor. She then twisted a video clip around a cable tacked to the cell’s outer wall.

‘OK,’ she said, listening toSony VPCY115FG/S Battery Foaly’s voice in her ear. ‘We’re in. Foaly has wiped our patterns from the video. We are camera and mike-proof now. Do you know what to do?’Butler nodded. They had been through this before, but Holly had a soldier’s need to Sony VPCY115FGS Batterydouble-check.‘I’m going to shield again. Give me a second to move, then put the foil on and do your thing. I give you two minutes, tops, before your friend returns. After that you’re on your own.’

‘Understood.’, , , Sony VPCY119FJ Battery,

‘Good luck,’ said Holly, shimmering out of the visible spectrum.

Butler waited a beat, then took two steps to the left. He picked up the foil and draped it over his head and Sony VPCY118EC Batteryshoulders. To the casual passerby, he was now invisible. But if anyone paused on his or her way down the corridor, something of the manservant’s bulk was bound to be poking out from under the foil. Best to move quickly. He slid the latch on the cell door across and stepped inside. Sony VPCY115FX/B BatteryArno Blunt was not unduly worried. This was a bum rap. How long could you be held for having novelty false teeth, for heaven’s sake? Not much longer, that was for sure. Maybe he would sue the British government for trauma, and retire home to New Zealand.

The door swung openSony VPCY118GX/BI Battery thirty centimetres, then closed again. Blunt sighed. It was an old interrogator’s trick. Let the prisoner sweat for a few hours, then open the door to make him think help was on the way.  Sony VPCYB19KJ/G BatteryWhen no one entered the prisoner would be plunged into even deeper despair. Ever closer to breaking point.

‘Arno Blunt,’ sighed a voice from nowhere.

Blunt stopped drumming  Sony VPCYB19KJ/P Batteryhis fingers and sat up straight.

‘What is this?’ he sneered. ‘Are there speakers in here? That’s lame, guys. Really lame.’

‘I’ve come for you,’ said the voice. ‘I’ve come to even the score.’

Arno Blunt knew that voice. He’d beenSony VPCYB35JC Battery dreaming about it since Chicago, ever since the Irish kid had warned him Butler would return. OK, it was ridiculous; there were no such things as ghosts. But there was something about Artemis Fowl’s stare that made you believe everything he told you. Sony VPCYB19KJ/S Battery

‘Butler? Is that you?’

 ‘Ah,’ said the voice. ‘You remember me.’

Arno took a deep, shuddering breath. Composing himself.

‘I don’t know what’s Sony VPCB119GJ Batterygoing on here, but I’m not falling for it. What? I’m supposed to cry like a baby now, because you found somebody who sounds like one of my  . . . Somebody I knew?’

‘This is no trick, Arno. I’m right here.’ Sony VPCB11AGJ Battery

‘Sure. If you’re right there, why can’t I see you?’

‘Are you sure you can’t see me, Arno? Look closely.’

Blunt’s stare hopped wildly Sony VPCB11AV Batteryaround the room. There was no one else in there. No one. He was certain of it. But there was a patch of air in the corner of the room that seemed to be bending light, like a floating mirror. Sony VPCCW18FC/L Battery

‘Ah, you’ve spotted me.’ Sony VPCB11V9E Battery

‘I’ve spotted nothing,’ said Blunt shakily. ‘All I see is a heat blur. Maybe from a vent or something.’

‘Oh, really?’ Sony VPCB11X9E Batterysaid Butler, throwing off the cam foil. To Blunt it seemed as though he had stepped from the air. The bodyguard stood abruptly, catapulting his chair against the wall.

‘Oh, God! What are you?’ Sony VPCCW13FX/R Battery

Butler bent his knees slightly. Ready for action. He was older now, true. And slower. But the fairy magic had bolstered his reaction time, and he had so much more Sony VPCCW152C Batteryexperience than Blunt. Juliet would have liked to handle this job for him, but there were some things you had to finish personally. Sony VPCCW18FC/W Battery

‘I am your guide, Arno. I’ve come to take you home. There are a lot of people waiting to see you.’ Sony VPCCW152C/B Battery

‘H-h-home?’ stammered Blunt. ‘What do you mean home?’ Sony VPCCW18FC/B BatteryButler took a step forward. ‘You know what I mean, Arno. Home. The place you’ve always been headed. Sony VPCCW152C/W BatteryThe place you’ve sent so many others. Including me.’

Blunt pointed a shaky finger. ‘You stay away from me. I killed you once, I can do it again.’

Butler laughed. It was not a pleasant sound. Sony VPCCW15EC/BU Battery ‘That’s where you’re wrong, Arno. I can’t be killed again. Anyway, death is no big deal, not compared to what comes after.’‘What comes after . . .’‘There is a hell, Arno,’ said Butler. ‘I’ve seen it and, believe me, Sony VPCCW15EC/WU Battery so will you.’Blunt was utterly convinced; after all, Butler had appeared from nowhere.‘I didn’t know,’ he sobbed. ‘I didn’t believe it. I never would have shot you, Butler. I was just following Spiro’s orders. You heard him give the order. I was just the metal man; that’sSony VPCCW16EC/B Battery all I’ve ever been.’Butler laid a hand on his shoulder. ‘I believe you, Arno. You were just following orders.’ Sony VPCCW19FJ Battery

‘That’s right.’‘But that’s not enough. You need to clear your conscience. If you don’t, I have to take you with me.’ Sony VPCCW18FC/P Battery

Blunt’s eyes were red with tears. ‘How?’ he pleaded. ‘How do I do that?’

‘Confess your sins toSony VPCCW18FJ Battery the authorities. Leave nothing out, or I will be back.’

Blunt nodded eagerly. Prison was better than the alternative. Sony VPCCW16EC/L Battery‘Remember, I will be watching. This is your one chance to save yourself. If you don’t take it, I will be back.’ Sony VPCCW18FC/R Battery

Blunt’s teeth popped from his open mouth, rolling across the floor.

‘Don’ worry. I’ll confesh. I promish.’ Sony VPCCW16EC/P Battery

Butler lifted the cam foil, concealing himself completely.

‘See that you do, or there’ll be hell to pay.’

Butler stepped into the Sony VPCCW16EC/R Batterycorridor, stuffing the foil inside his jacket. Seconds later, Sid Commonsreappeared with a security badge.

He caught sight of Arno Blunt standing stunned in his cell.

‘What did you do, Butler?’ he said. Sony VPCCW16EC/W Battery

‘Hey, it wasn’t me. Check your tapes. He just went crazy, talking to thin air. Yelling how he wanted to confess.’

‘He wants to confess? Just like that?’ Sony VPCCW1S1E Battery

‘I know how it sounds, but that’s what happened. If I were you, I’d give Justin Barre a call over at Scotland Yard. I have a feeling that Blunt’s statement could clear up a lot of outstanding cases.’ Sony VPCCW1AFJ Battery

Commons squinted at him suspiciously. ‘Why do I have a feeling that you know more than you’re telling?’

‘Search me, Sony VPCCW1AHJ Battery said Butler. ‘But feelings aren’t evidence, and your own surveillance tapes will prove that I never set foot in that room.’

‘Are you sure that’s what they’ll show?’ Sony VPCCW1FFX/L Battery

Butler glanced at the patch of air shimmering above Sid Commons’s shoulder.

‘I am positive,’ he said.